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NO ONE WRITES LISTING DESCRIPTIONS LIKE I DO

 

I give your home its own "dating profile"

SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN

Dazzling. Sure I know I'm good looking. I've never had a problem attracting people to me. I have great curb appeal, so grabbing attention has never been a problem. Model home they say. So fresh and so clean! People are so blinded by my looks they fail to see my clever details, and I want to be known for more than a pretty face! I live in a desirable neighbourhood, newer, and quiet. I even have an open field just beyond my backyard, where horses roam. But do you know how much cheaper my taxes are compared to other areas in town? Smart. Sure, come in and enjoy my wide open spaces and orb chandeliers. I feel so bright and open. But no one gives me credit for my wide staircases. Furniture is so much easier to move in me! I have a pull down screen on my back deck, providing shade when the sun sets over the horizon, keeping the atmosphere perfect when you have people over. Or do you just notice my pergola, my hot tub, and bar downstairs? The obvious. Will you love me because I have a bench to throw decorative pillows on? Or will you appreciate me for providing you with a little space to read and develop the mind. Visit me today, I always impress. You will come for beauty, but you will stay for my brilliance.

LET'S TAKE THE NEXT STEP..

Would you like to move into me? I am a middle aged, wise, charming bungalow, living in the neighbourhood next to Griffin Park School. I am cool, and unique, and I'm looking for that cool and unique person or family to match. I take care of myself and I go with the times. Yeah I've had work done, new metal roof, eavestrough, and new windows are on the way. Your attention will never stray. I have a strong build, you can feel safe in me. After a long day, come home to me and enjoy a nice bath in my updated bathroom. I have everything under control. When you're finished relaxing, prepare a home cooked meal in my beautiful modern white kitchen. Enjoy your meal, I've got you covered. Remember younger is not always better. I was made at a time when quality was the goal. Let my experience be our guide as we enjoy long walks on my original hardwood floors together. Your happiness and pleasure mean the most to me. If you want to change it up, I am willing to try anything. If you want to make my carport into a garage, go ahead! I'm OK with change. I want to be your trophy, your pride. Giving you the best of both worlds. A fine wine enjoyed today. I am all yours. PS. I am a modest 2100 sq ft, fully developed, up and down. No big deal ;)

All homes have a unique personally ,

not always captured in photos

I WRITE FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE HOUSE

A CREATIVE WAY TO HELP YOUR HOME

Stand out in a competitive market

GUTS, GRIT, AND HEART

Life with purpose is important to me. Probably due to the care with which I was created. Hardwork and dedication are my building blocks. My foundation firm, stable and approachable, positioned gracefully at the rim of uninterrupted wilderness. My underground sprinklers keep my grass healthy and strong and I have RV parking unpretentiously tucked away in the back. Inside I am a unrestricted sanctuary, thanks to my large common rooms and vaulted ceilings. My oak accents construct a sturdy backbone, pumping a sense of stability, spirit, and perseverance through my grains. I'm considerate of the needs of my future owners as well as my current. I've been prepped for in floor heating in the garage and basement. I'm also ready for a central vac and garburator. Sit and watch the sunset on my generous back deck or take a hot bath in my jetted tub. I am form as well as function. GUTS, GRIT AND HEART.

And as a bonus.... 

IT'S SUPER FUN!

SANCTUARY FOR A STAR

Let me introduce myself. I am 104 Greenbrook Drive and I’m a house, no, not just a house. I am a 4-floor facility for an entertainer, a manager for the influencer, A SANCTUARY FOR A STAR!  I can’t help but stand out, even when I am surrounded by modesty. Let’s start with my upper floor. I have plenty of rooms, so use one as an office.  Post your content, dominant social media and make an empire.  Make sure you remember to take some me time though. Maybe start by taking a long bath in my deep tub cause staying relevant is hard work, and making it look effortless is even harder!  When its time to make an appearance, don’t go to them, make them come to you! I was built, I mean you were born for this! Let’s pick out your outfit, don’t forget the closet selfie, my closet is drool worthy after all.  Toss your hair, check your nails, how you feeling? Time to greet your fans, I mean guests. My main floor is a gallery of your reputation. My bold floors exhibiting your fearless attitude. My hearty fireplace reproducing the burning desire in your belly to become something and leave a mark. Mingle and when you're finished floating around, dazzling people, cook them a meal in my beautiful kitchen! JK you pay people for that. Let’s show them what we, I mean you have next.  1st down floor.  The “Premiere” Floor.  My huge media room is perfect for that special screening of your favorite films, youtube, or tiktoks.  All staring you!  My surround sound amplifies your presence on screen. Not that you need it of course. Time to slip away, freshen up.  Then when you’re ready my back entry is waiting for you to re-emerge, walk through the crowd, pose for a few photos along the way. It’s all about the gram! Say goodnight. The night is over for some, but a select few, the few you select, get to stay and experience my VIP floor, where you entertain the cream of the crop.  Play some pool, grab a drink, do some laundry.  Just kidding you never wear the same thing twice ;)

AND I HAVE A LEGAL DRONE

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